Lemon juice in my wound


You know you have a papercut on your left index finger.  How you got it eludes you, but is entirely irrelevant because you hurt yourself all the time without noticing until you find the wound or bruise the next day.  That being said, when squeezing the juice from a lemon in your cup, just use your right hand.  It will save you the agony of the acid burning into your flesh and will save you the breath expelled while cursing yourself out.  I’m just sayin’…