Day 3 of the Master Cleanse


Day 3 really wasn’t that bad.  I took the correct amount of salt this time and wasn’t ill at all.  In fact, I had loads of energy coming from seemingly nowhere.  It was great!  But, right around 2 p.m., I started to become hungry.  By the time I made it home around 9:30 p.m., I wanted to eat everything I’ve ever made, all at once.  Then, Calvin, the jazz guitarist, came over and we rehearsed from 12 a.m. until 3:30 a.m. and every hour on the dot, I was ravenously hungry.  I’m talkin’ ’bout a hyena taking down a gazelle type of hunger.  Yeah…it was pretty serious.  I didn’t feel like making more lemonade, so I drank a HUGE glass of water and went to sleep.  Yay for me.