I Need A Bike!

Ummm…I just put $15 in this gargantuan F-150 gas tank.  What happened?  Nothing.  I should have just put 15 cents in there and called it a day because that’s what it looks like I did judging by the unflappable position of the needle.  Now I have to drive 60 mph to and from work for 2 days and look like the old granny that doesn’t know how to drive.  I’m about to borrow my sons bike and go ridin’ around town on a child-size Huffy.  Don’t laugh if you see me…you might need a ride on my handlebar’s one of these days!