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  • Mother Shyra 12:13 on 5 November 2011 Permalink | Reply  

    School – Shel Silverstein 


    *******This is exactly how I felt when I woke up today, but guess what?  I don’t have to work today…woo-hoo!!!*******

    “I cannot go to school today” 
    Said little Peggy Ann McKay. 
    “I have the measles and the mumps, 
    A gash, a rash and purple bumps. 

    My mouth is wet, my throat is dry. 
    I’m going blind in my right eye. 
    My tonsils are as big as rocks, 
    I’ve counted sixteen chicken pox. 

    And there’s one more – that’s seventeen, 
    And don’t you think my face looks green? 
    My leg is cut, my eyes are blue, 
    It might be the instamatic flu. 

    I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke, 
    I’m sure that my left leg is broke. 
    My hip hurts when I move my chin, 
    My belly button’s caving in. 

    My back is wrenched, my ankle’s sprained, 
    My ‘pendix pains each time it rains. 
    My toes are cold, my toes are numb, 

    I have a sliver in my thumb. 

    My neck is stiff, my voice is weak, 
    I hardly whisper when I speak. 
    My tongue is filling up my mouth, 

    I think my hair is falling out. 

    My elbow’s bent, my spine ain’t straight, 
    My temperature is one-o-eight. 
    My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear, 

    There’s a hole inside my ear. 

    I have a hangnail, and my heart is … 
    What? What’s that? What’s that you say? 
    You say today is ………….. Saturday? 

    G’bye, I’m going out to play!” 
    ― Shel Silverstein

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  • Mother Shyra 14:33 on 27 October 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: angelina jolie, , bored, celebrity look-alike, garcelle beauvais, kristanna loken, myheritage, , tyra banks   

    Celebrity Collage by MyHeritage 


    MyHeritage: Family treesGenealogyCelebritiesCollageMorph

     
  • Mother Shyra 04:03 on 4 January 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: bad spellers untie, funny t-shirts, , ,   

    Bad Spellers Untie! LOL 


    I woke up about an hour ago and whilst trying to find something to do, I stumbled upon this:

    Bad Spellers Untie!

    Bad Spellers Untie!

    I laughed so hard I almost lost a lung in the process!!!  I might have to buy this t-shirt.  You can find it here: http://www.noisebot.com/bad_spellers_of_the_world_untie_t-shirt
     
    • Synergy Tees 13:34 on 18 March 2009 Permalink

      Ha ha ha. I love this funny t shirts. Makes me laugh every time I see it. I think you may like some of my funny t shirts
      as well. Check it out and let me know what yah think!

    • shyra 23:14 on 19 April 2009 Permalink

      Cool! The Bob Ross shirt is classic! LOL I’ll have to buy that one. 😉

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